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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;βĂŚҚŎŢĂ, post: 3313, member: 2&quot;]<font size="4">نكت اغبياء جديدة 2025 , احلى نكت عن الاغبياء 2025</font></p><p><font size="4"><br /></font></p><p><font size="4">نكت اغبياء جديدة 2025 , احلى نكت عن الاغبياء 2025</font></p><p><font size="4"><br /></font></p><p><font size="4">اهلا ومرحبا بكم فى منتدانا ومنتداكم حب البنات</font></p><p><font size="4">جايبالكو النهارده كولكشن جامد جدا من نكت الاغبياء</font></p><p><font size="4">[ATTACH=full]13901[/ATTACH]</font></p><p><font size="4"><br /></font></p><p><font size="4"><br /></font></p><p><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <span style="color: #000080"><b>مرة واحد واقف قدام التلاجة بيفتح&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; الباب بتاعها براحة</b></span></font></p><p><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; ويقفلة تانى جه صاحبه و قاله ليه&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; كدة قاله اموت واعرف مين بيطفى&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; النور من جوة</b></span></font></p><p><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;</b></span><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008000">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <b>********************</b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>واحد غبى&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; راح لواحد بياع تيليفزيونات بيسأله عندك&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; تليفزيونات ملونة البياع قال له ايوه راح قايله ادينى&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; واحد أخضر</b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;</b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #008000">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <b>********************</b></span><span style="color: #000080"><b></b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; أغبيه راحوا يلعبوا بلياردو، واحد&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; منهم وقف فوق الطرابيزة وقال لهم انا الجوووون </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;</b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #008000">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <b>********************</b></span><span style="color: #000080"><b></b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; غبي داخل سينما لقى مكتوب ممنوع الدخول لأقل من 18 راح جاب 17&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; واحد </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;</b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #008000">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <b>********************</b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>واحد كسلان&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; اتحكم عليه بالإعدام بدفنه في حفره فقالوا له نفسك في أيه قبل&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; الموت قال نفسي أشرب قالوا له قوم أشرب قال لسه حقوم اردم اردم&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </b></span><span style="color: #008000"><b>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; ********************</b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <b>اتنين راكبين القطر المكيف ... الأول بيقول : أنا بردان من&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; التكييف .... التانى قال له : و انا&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; عبدالله من المنصورة.....! </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;</b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #008000">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <b>********************</b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>واحد رجع&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; من السفر لقى الشقه مليانه صراصير .... غير قفل الباب </b></span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #008000">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <b>********************</b></span><span style="color: #000080"><b></b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; مره واحد غبى لقي المصباح السحري العفريت ساله شبيك لبيك عايز&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ايه قالو عايز كوبري يوصل بين فرنسا و السعوديه قاله العفريت&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; لا ده طلب صعب اوي قاله خلاص عايز ابن عمي الي في الجامعه&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; الامريكيه ينجح قال العفريت للسعودي عايز الكوبري رايح ولا جاي&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ولا في الاتجاهين </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </b></span><span style="color: #008000"><b>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; ********************</b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <b>مرة واحد كان هيتعدم فاول ما حطوا الحبل على رقبته قعد يزعق&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; شالوا الحبل وسالوه مالك قالهم اخص عليكوا كنت هتخنق </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </b></span><span style="color: #008000"><b>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; ********************</b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <b>مرة واحد غبى لقى عشرة جنية على&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; الارض خدها وحط خمستين </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b>&nbsp; </b></span></p></font></p><p style="text-align: center"><font size="4"><span style="color: #000080"><b><br /></b></span></p><p></font>[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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